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Mama Knows Best - June 2017

Dear Mama,
Do you think Russia is involved with Trump and all that? Signed Wondering

Oh Lord, someone bring me a fly swatter. Hell yes he is involved. Any moron could see that! If you don’t, then you are a Cheeto Follower!

Mama,
What do you think of the President firing all these people? Not signed

I think Darth Cheeto is confused and thinks he is still on The Apprentice. He is like all crooked politicians just trying to cover all his tracks before it comes crumbling down on him. Never trust anyone that shares secret information with Russia! This is why I don’t drink vodka!

Dear Mama,
What is going on with this damn world? All these bombings are so disgusting! A Worried Human

I wish I had the answer. I hope it gets better before it gets worst. These terrorists need to be stopped! I know it can be an impossible job, but if we can elect anybody to be President then we can stop them! Pray for Manchester

Do you get those annoying calls about student loan forgiveness and lowering your rate on your credit card? Not signed

Yes, and I hate them. I have not been a student in over 50 years so I have no student loans and I am an old woman on a fixed income so no credit card either. When these people call I say hello and wait for someone to come on the line and then I blow an air horn in the phone. They never call back. That will teach them to bother me while I am having a beer.

Tastefully Simple Beer Bread

3 cups self-rising flour
1 (12 oz.) can or bottle of beer
½ cup white sugar
3 Tbsp. butter, melted

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Grease a loaf pan. Mix flour and sugar together in a bowl. Pour beer into a separate large bowl; add flour mixture and stir until moistened. Pour batter into the prepared loaf pan. Bake in preheated oven until nearly set, 40 to 50 minutes. Pour melted butter over the top of the bread and continue baking until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean, about 10 minutes more. l

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Marcia McCoy, Ph.D.

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