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Mama Knows Best - Jan 2016

Dear Mama,
What do you think about the price of gas going down? Driving All Over

I think we better not get too comfortable with it being so low. Those damn oil companies will find an excuse to raise it back up. They will probably raise it back up because the low price will offend some rich politician!

Is there any help for Donald Trump’s hair? Wondering

I have wondered that myself for years. His hair looks like two muskrats made babies in it. If Vidal Sassoon could not help an old lady, blue rinse won’t either!

Have you noticed that more and more drivers are running red lights? Not Signed

Yes I have! People need to wake up and realize they are not the only person in the world. If they don’t I am going to hit them upside their head with my purse and there will be a brick in it. They are in such a hurry, so self-absorbed, on their cell phone, and just plain stupid!! Here is a review, red means stop, yellow means caution and green means go. ATTENTION, YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD! BUT YOU ARE THE ONLY STUPID DRIVER THAT WILL KILL SOMEONE OR YOURSELF! I would love to shoot water balloons at these people!

What are your New Year’s resolutions? Not Signed

They are the same as last year. To live through the holidays with Eunice and then try to hide from my kids!

    I hope everyone had a safe Christmas and has a wonderful New Year to come! l

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Marcia McCoy, Ph.D.


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