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Mama Knows Best - March 2016

Dear Mama,
How are you dealing with all the earthquakes? Shaken Up

When one hits I brace myself and grab another beer! Then I call to make sure Eunice did not do something stupid to cause the ground to shake. I am going to tape all my knick knacks so they do not vibrate off the shelves!

Are you a member of Netflix or watch it at all? Not Signed

Yes, I do. Vinton got it for us when he got a raise at Kwick Keys. I have to say it is starting to tick me off. Netflix does not always send things in order, and in television series’, they do not always have the whole series. Why is that, when you can go buy it at Wal-Mart? What the hell is up, Netflix?

Did you hear OPEC wants to cap oil production to stop the gas prices from falling? Running on Empty

Well good Lord, leave it to some idiot to want to make more money. I have an idea, let’s all stop driving and show those tycoons that two can play at this game. I bet bad hair guy is behind all this. He is just as big of an idiot as the oil tycoons!

Do you watch Fox News, Mama? Informed

Are you kidding? You cannot call that damn channel a news channel. One of the stories today was “Kim Kardashian explains how she tapes her breasts.” How the hell is that a news story? Why would anyone give a crap about her breasts. Where is Walter Cronkite when you need him?

    Thank you all for your questions. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! l

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