March comes in like a lion and out like a lamb. Yeah, right. With jolly Jupiter redirecting and a bunch of planets entering Aries, March comes out in a bang, not a whisper. Give a roar!
ARIES (MAR. 21 - APRIL 20)
Get your projects lined up and ready to launch as a barrage of energy enters your life. Gay Rams become inspired and fired up. Don’t waste this hot energy on radioactive things. Meet and greet the most important deal-makers, make your connections and, with their help, leap forward into a productive future. Then you can plot to rule the world. Heh. Heh.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
There will be more activity than you can easily handle going on behind the scenes. It’s time to center yourself, queer Bull, meditate and find your inner core of strength. Then you can lift the world on your shoulders and carry it around town. Become the master of your universe and do it through good karma, charitable works and a bit of ESP. You have the ticket. Now travel.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Friends will get you to where you want to go, pink Twin. You only have to give them the chance to take over and navigate your ship for a while. It may be to a new hot club or exclusive membership association. But is that what you really want? Be alert, be awake and be sure you know where you want to go. Then let your bosom buddies expertly guide you there.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Gay Crabs are poised for greatness now and why not? You have been working very hard and are expecting some positive payoff. The big bosses are taking notice. Watch carefully as opportunities present themselves and take advantage when you can. Before you know it you will be on top of the heap. Or do you prefer the bottom?
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23)
Proud Lions have itchy paws that need to be scratched by exotic and interesting travel. You may be feeling bored and in a rut, but the solution is right in front of you. If time and money are tight, find ways to get out of your old routines with off-the-beaten path gay hotspots, a new restaurant or bar and some plucky new company to share your plonk.
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23)
Sexy queer Virgos are seeking love and affirmation for the next few weeks wherever they can find it. You simmer and sizzle and can attract anyone of your choosing. But try to be a bit choosy yourself in your love pursuits and don’t settle for second best. The relationships you make now can lead to something more than just a quick flash . . . if you want.
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23)
Proud Libras seeking a meaningful connection, whether in business or in love relationships, can find (or craft) perfect ones now. The secret to your success will be to get out of your comfort zone and try something or someone totally new. You then get a good idea of how you appear to others and what you need to do to close the sale. Maybe offer two for one?
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22)
Reappraise and re-design your health and exercise regime, queer Scorp, with an eye towards overall toning and buffing. Not only do you find that you have reserves of energy, but you also have inspiring help to get you to your personal goals. See what is on your to-do list and do it. Spring is here and it is perfect for a personal spring cleaning. Rub-a-dub.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22)
Gay Archers just want to have fun. And why not? You become the life of the party and can command the group dynamic. There might also be a temptation to gamble and take a risk on something fun and creative. Follow your temptation with your eyes open to the risk; where you might want to break the bank is in the romance department. That might be a good risk.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20)
If you find that you are enjoying staying home around this time of year, feed your domestic instincts and cocoon, pink Cap. There may be some home-based projects that could use your attention or there may be a few invitations that could be reciprocated. Whatever gives you domestic bliss, pursue it. By next month you will want to be on the road.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19)
Aqueerians are especially eloquent and wise now. If you have been cultivating some great ideas, it is time to share them with a wider audience. So plan ahead, formulate your best arguments, find new ways of reaching out and present your best and provocative ideas to those who can help you push them one giant step forward. It is no time for baby steps.
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MAR. 20)
If money is on your agenda, find time to focus on your investments. Guppies may not always be the most fiscally prudent, but now you can amass your fortune and make it work for you. Find the right advisor and do the necessary research. Before you know it you will move and shake with the oligarch power brokers. Be kind when you reach the pinnacle of success.