We are able to mix business with pleasure this July as a rush of planets simmer in Cancer and eventually meander into lusty Leo. Make your big move while the heat is on. Ouch!
ARIES (MAR. 21 - APRIL 20)
Chatty gay Rams might still be trying to find out what will make their home the center of their universe. So use your gift of gab to ask advice from those with a good design sense and a handyman’s abilities. There are modest changes that will greatly enhance your surroundings. Maybe it’s time to get rid of a few old things. Even that “lucky” orange ottoman.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Put your money where your mouth is, queer Bull. That means that all of your bragging will have to be backed up with real action and financial acumen. You are up to the task as long as you keep your promises in perspective. When in doubt, try to find a well-endowed benefactor to help grease your wheels. Hmm, is that what we are calling it nowadays?
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
You make a great first impression now, pink Twin. So don’t be shy. Get Out there and show the world the meaning of Pride. You are full of great ideas that will not only impact your world, but help humanity at large. You may even reap financial benefits as you go on a speaking tour. What massive fee will you charge? Make it eye-popping lucrative.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Get into the epicenter of all of the activity and use your perceptive powers to gain greater power and prestige. Gay Crabs with a yearning to make a difference in our community will be given the opportunity. What type of difference do you have in mind? Operate from an altruistic motive and anything you do, for whatever reason, will have a great outcome. Especially for you.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23)
You possess that certain special something now, proud Lion. It can be an aura or another worldly knowingness. And it will enable you to ascertain others’ motives and secrets. Will you use your foggy charm to predict the future? Oh why not. And be sure to include a few special bosom buddies in your new age antics. The more the merrier. Or so the spirits say.
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23)
Friends come to your rescue in any area of your life that requires a strong helping hand. They can even be relied upon to offer sage professional advice to help you get ahead. But don’t over burden them with your gripes, queer Virgo. At some point you must pull back and relax. Just enjoy your posse for the convivial company they offer. Do I smell party?
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23)
Proud Libras can make the greatest advancements in their careers, now that they see the map to success. You have been carefully curating your ascent and are now ready to go forward. Check any contract carefully to be sure that you are getting everything you deserve. And listen carefully to all offers and caveats. You want to be clear in your expectations. Proceed and succeed.
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22)
Do you have an itch to discover new lands? Plan a few intimate getaways now and see how you can make them as romantic as possible. Gay Scorps love adventure and what better way to experience the thrill than with a delightful travel companion. Who knows? Your thrills and chills may not require you to travel far. Maybe you just need traveling hands.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22)
Gay Archers have an urge to merge throughout the summer. That means not only focusing on the deeper meaning in any of your relationships, but also conjuring ways to heighten the connection. So think of ways that you can fully express yourself. You burn with desire and want partners and lovers to do the same. Will whips do the trick? Only if they agree.
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20)
It will seem like you cannot get away from work now, Pink Cap. But don’t despair and keep your eye on the ultimate prize. Relationships will start to form, solidify and strengthen as the summer progresses. So put in the effort on a variety of projects and see how much you can achieve to establish balance in your life. Or will you go head over heels? Nice position!
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19)
Life is all fun and games and Aqueerians are in the center of all of the fun. But is that all there is to life now? Decidedly not as you realize that some effort needs to be focused on your exercise, diet and health. Whether you need to relax and de-stress or take up rigorous personal training, make your decision before the summer gets too hot. You can never be too hot, though!
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MAR. 20)
Guppies start their summer sizzle as homebodies. Everything they need seems to be close at hand. But before you get your fingers caught in the middle of (ahem) things, start to explore more creative ways to fill your time. Take acting or dance lessons or learn to paint. There is something to be said for learning to pole dance. Ah, but with whose pole?