Don’t be surprised if we feel a bit more dramatic, expansive and generous now. Ply the crowd and see how you can get what and who you want with the minimum of effort. Oh just pay the price later!
ARIES (MAR. 21 - APRIL 20)
Proud Rams may have too much partying on their plate now . . . but come to think of it, can there ever be TOO much partying? The end of summer energy not only brings you fun, but also a bit of romance on the side. The fates say that you need to moderate the tempo a bit so that you can fully enjoy every festive moment. So eat, drink and be merry. For tomorrow we diet.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Turn your home into the epicenter of activity now, queer Bull. Invite some folks over who you have been meaning to see, but never had the chance. Add a few familiar faces and see who and what can happen. For those with a few to-do projects on their list, tackle them now. You may be able to get a few helping hands to lighten the load. Float and delegate.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
You seem to know just what to say to get people to do your bidding. So think carefully before you unleash an army for your personal errands. You don’t want them to run amok and be too hard to control. Pink Twins can be more flirtatious than usual. Use it wisely. You don’t want to attract hordes when a couple of able-bodied arm candies will do.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
If you see it and you want it you can buy it. But how much stuff do you really need, gay Crab? Too much may become too much now. Try instead to manage your money wisely and frugally. Fight off any temptations that you really know may not yield you as much happiness as you expect. Splurge on experiences. Uhh, you mean like a first-class trip to Maui?
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23)
This is your time to shine, proud Lion. Jump into the center of the social swirl and see who you can meet and greet and sweep off their feet. You are in it for yourself (don’t tell anyone . . .) So be sure to make some long-deferred dreams into a reality. You can take even a mediocre idea far. Who knows? You may even be elected to political office.
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23)
There may be secrets that you are trying to keep hidden now. But they will find a way to leak out anyway. Don’t panic, queer Virgo. It is all for the best, and you know it. Unleash yourself from things that only hold you back. In this era of letting-it-all-hang-out, you will find that your small indiscretions are nothing compared to others. Go big or go home.
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23)
There will be more activities coming your way now so try to free up as much time as possible so you can fit everyone in. Proud Libras are naturally sociable so this can become a time of opportunity to expand your influence. Try joining some new organizations that can give you more exposure. Be sure to use extra sun screen for all of that glare.
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22)
How far and fast can you ascend the corporate ladder? For those queer Scorps who have been hard at work on their professional success, the road is now open and fast. For those who might have been slacking off a bit too much, you have a rare opportunity to make up for lost time. Get ready to make your mark on the world. Make it more than a smudge.
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22)
It is an expansive time for you, gay Archers. That means that you need to get out of your rut and see the world with fresh eyes. You may have a chance to travel, but even if you don’t get out of your neighborhood, use your time to explore your surroundings with the intent to be surprised and charmed. Who knows who is waiting for you in some faraway corner?
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20)
Even if you are not feeling especially sexy, others will think that you are the top sirloin on the menu. Why ask why? Get on the menu. Use your current zestiness as you will, pink Cap. You can attract anyone you set your mind to attract. Be discerning, but don’t be solitary. Sometimes an audience of one is all that you need to put on a great performance. Bravo!
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19)
This is a good time to take a look at your current relationships to see what is and what is not working. Buff up the good and work on the challenges, Aqueerius. All will go well and it will be worth it. For those on the prowl, check out some new hotspots and see who you can spot. You may find that you see many spots before your eyes. Lucky you.
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MAR. 20)
Have you been celebrating throughout the summer, Guppie? If so you should start to consider getting in shipshape for holiday cruise season. That might mean more exercise, less fatty foods and a general wellness regime. But don’t cut out all of the sweets. Sometimes someone sweet is just what we need to help get us focused on our health.