Prepare for a burst of crazy Sagittarian energy this December as the Sun, Venus Mercury and Saturn all take a dip in that sign. We may feel unfettered, free and even a bit mouthy. Say it as you see it, but be prepared for the fallout.
ARIES (MAR. 21 - APRIL 20)
You may feel especially expansive now. If so, find ways to reach out to far-flung friends, distant relatives and interesting, exotic folks. You never know where life will lead you now, gay Ram so be prepared for anything filled with all of the possibilities. Expand your mind with classes or travel and plot your eventual world takeover. Heh. heh.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Queer Bulls are usually very sexy, but now you have enough personal oil to bottle and sell it. Make good use of this sexy time to strengthen certain relationships or seek new ones. You also need to find ways to keep your energies high. Rest, relaxation and a good diet will help to recharge you from all of those active late nights. Keep melting the winter snow!
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Find that special someone with whom to share your New Year’s celebration. Pink Twins who are currently in a relationship can find new and festive ways to make it even better. Those who are on the prowl will discover new hot spots to find their soulmate. When in doubt, attend as many holiday parties as you can. You never know who will be standing under the mistletoe.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Office antics may take up more of your attention now, gay Crab. But that is not a bad thing. In fact you will not only get a few things off your desk, you may strike up an acquaintance with a co-worker who you initially overlooked. This person could figure prominently in your life in a surprising way through the holiday season. Ho, ho, ho.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUG. 23)
Your social life could become a rapidly increasing swirl now, proud Lion. Everyone wants you at their event to spice things up. Not a bad thing . . . but that means you will have to prioritize all of the wonderful and tantalizing invitations you receive, seemingly all at once! Can you gracefully dance at more than two parties with only one tush? I doubt it, but you can certainly try!
VIRGO (AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23)
If you decide to spruce up your nest, the timing could be perfect to do it with extra flair and less expense. That is because you are able to get a few helping hands to paint and move some of the furniture around. But all domestic work and no play makes queer Virgo a little Scroogie. Remember to reward all the elves with some festive diversions. Spiked eggnog, anyone??
LIBRA (SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23)
Craft your personal message carefully now, proud Libra. You can be very diplomatic and eloquent and can use this time to convince others to follow you and support your dreams. So far so good. But there is a chance you can get too free with your unfiltered thoughts. Some things you say could let a well-kept secret out. But maybe that is the impact you want to have?
SCORPIO (OCT. 24 - NOV. 22)
Gay Scorps should be extra careful with their budgets now as the urge to spend on holiday trinkets and guests becomes too powerful to resist. Parties beckon and the fun is there to be enjoyed to the fullest. Whoo hoo! Is there a way to enjoy all of the festivities without spending a fortune? Maybe Santa can float you until the next payday . . .
SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 23 - DEC. 22)
You are in the center of all of the attention now, gay Archer. How does it feel to have every one of your moves amplified and examined? Sometimes fun and sometimes annoying. So be aware of your public face and take action slowly and carefully. You can make a big move with the help of some very influential people. Press and impress. Then relax!
CAPRICORN (DEC. 23 - JAN. 20)
With so much going on behind the scenes, pink Caps can be forgiven for being a little distracted. But anything brewing in the background will ultimately be great for you in 2018. Ply your contacts, get the gist of the conversations and make your best moves while you are in the know. You rise to the highest heights. Say hello to the tiny reindeer while you are up there.
AQUARIUS (JAN. 21 - FEB. 19)
Aqueerians become the honey to the friendly bees now. Your social life ramps up and becomes a beehive of activity. Plan your schedule with an eye towards getting into the right groups. You need to focus on your personal plans for the future so you need to place yourself in the right circles. But keep yourself open to hanging out with a few squares too.
PISCES (FEB. 20 - MAR. 20)
What is it that you need to achieve now, Guppie? You have been diligently working on your career path and will be making some impressive inroads during the holiday season. Keep focused on the prize, but also take time out to celebrate. Who knows which senior executive will be hanging out at the office holiday party? You can make your mark. But not with a spilled drink!